#{Her Quotebook}

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

"god knows if he had given me a dick I would've been unstoppable."

Harley. Harley i beg you stop being funny my father is in the room. ahh

[ehveerivv]

Me, not paying full attention to my drive thru: “Ok and a large coke no ice—

Partner: “come here often, darling?” [insert that classic asshole smirk here]

Me, jumping out of my skin: “what the FUCK— hello love?”

Coworkers in the background: [chortles and snickering ensues]

[ace-touya]

EraserMic Family Headcanons

Along with his radio show, Mic also has a podcast, and Eri plays this all the time when she’s feeling lonely, because she has no idea what he’s talking about but his voice is comforting

Mic is physically incapable of swearing. Whenever he swears, his quirk censors him, so it’s just a loud beep. This annoys him.

Aizawa can rap. Nobody believes Shinso when he mentions this

They all like styling each other’s hair

Eri considers being gay the default setting. She’s never met a straight couple before.

Eri and Shinso have matching bunny slippers

Shinso and Aizawa have matching sleeping bags

Most of the family are cat people. Then there’s Mic.

Most of the family dress alt. Then there’s Eri.

Mic doesn’t sleep. He says that Aizawa gets enough sleep for both of them

Because Mic is hard of hearing, they all use sign language around the house, so even though Shinso and Eri aren’t fluent, they’re learning quickly

They have a family quotebook

Midnight is like the aunt and she has girls nights with Eri

Eri loves music because of the concert and Mic being her dad. I can see her learning piano, and really liking art. As a kid, she wants to try a bunch of different hobbies to try and figure out what she’s interested in.

Mic doesn’t trust Aizawa driving because he fell asleep at the wheel once

When Eri wants to sleep in Mic and Aizawa’s bed, she asks. Sometimes Shinso wants to sleep in there too, but he doesn’t ask, he just gets in.

Eri has a massive fear of getting sick because Chisaki had hypochondria and likely treated her even worse whenever she was unwell.

Aizawa, Shinso and Mic all wear eyeliner

They all love hugs, but only Mic and Eri admit it

[daisychains111]

incorrect chb camper quotes but it's actually just my sister's quotebook from Twitter

Disclaimer: This post is gonna be LONG AF

Percy: "Ahh, die quieter"

Clarisse to Silena: "Do I look majestic?"

Will: "I live in America. Cultures?... casserole"

Nico: "At-home lobotomy"

Baby Nico to Clarisse: "You look like Harry Potter, You just need a scar black hair, different clothes, and to be a boy. "

Annabeth:"I don't know if I have enough sanity for 2 Holy books"

Leo: "I've seen titties before....not really in person, but yk"

Annabeth: "Do you have ears?"

Jason: "I kinda wanna work at Taco Bell"

Piper: "I've never been passive-aggressive in my life"

Will to Apollo: "There's no batteries in my butt Dad I'm not a robot"

Clarisse: "I'm not upset I don't hold grudges"

Ares to Clarisse: "I don't like your clothes it forces me to look at you"

Frank to Leo: "It's not 'drip' it's stupid"

Travis to the whole Hermes Cabin: "I'm the Rizzington bear... like Paddington bear but Rizz" (after his 1st date with Katie)

Nico: "I love Olive Garden, I wish Italians were real"

Rachel: "Come on, you guys stop trying to cockblock the view"

Katie: "If people can smoke weed in the middle of the day, then I can drink chamomile tea"

Rachel: "You don't want to piss me off I'm witewally a werewolf"

Piper about Jason: "All my friends are boys, and one just died... he would have made a great bridesmaid"

Frank: "I was doing a silly but the funny didn’t land"

Jason: "Why am I white"

Rachel: "I am not a whore, I am a celibate queen!"

Drew: "It's not the fashion statement that you think it is"

Nico about the Ares Cabin: "They're gonna call you a slur, but they're gonna be really nice about it"

Piper to Annabeth: "If we both think it, it's not bitchy"

Grover: "I'm just gonna write a paragraph or two about global warming"

Annabeth"I have like a 7th-grade reading level!!! (this is impressive when you're dyslexic)

Jason: "Dude I love yoga"

Will: "They say that Utah is the promise land"

Kayla: *explains what a text-fic is to grandparents (Apollo)*

Clarisse: "Put that on your Twitter!" *points knife at me*

Travis: "Do you eat?"

Katie: "...um yes?"

Travis: "Oh, I mean do you want to eat." (when he asked Katie out the first time)

Hazel: "That's not gonna change my heart. That's just gonna make me cry!"

Alabaster: "I wanna find someone somewhere to impregnate and then steal the baby......Where's your Twitter, that was kinda funny"

Percy about Leo: "I would spoon that man so hard"

Frank: "The closer I get to nature, the closer I get to being a werewolf"

Apollo: "I feel like Jaba the Hut"

Rachel: "It's because you ate girl dinner"

Apollo (same convo^)"I fell asleep, and I woke up, and I ate a girl dinner, and I didn't feel that good"

Percy: Don't mind me just cleaning the ocean" *hand angrily on hip*

Will to the Stolls: "Although my bellybutton was once my mouth I don't want soda in it!!"

Connor: "Look at how majestic I am"

Clarisse: *gasps* *throws uno cards* "This is communism at its finest, and I hate your life." *Is losing* "All I'm doing is humoring you now. There is no reason for me to play anymore." *throws cards* *again*

Nico: *passes out*

Will: "We need to take you to the doctor like right now."

Nico: "No fireworks are more important than my health"

Leo about Percy: "That's a pretty boy right there... if we were in prison, it's over."

Kayla when Will came out to her: "Slay motherfucker"

Annabeth: "I hope to not run over any old ladies...old men are fair game tho."

Percy: "Main characters get bullied, Jesus....yep!"

Leo: "What if I was an astronaut!!!!"

Travis: "Banana, Banana, Meatball"

Clarisse: "I am going to break your toe shut the hell up"

Katie to Connor: "I hope you get bullied in high school."

Clarisse about Leo: "This guy's a fuckin goober"

Clarisse: "What did you do to your sweatshirt? Did you get hungry?"-Grover: *sighs*

Nyssa (Hephaestus kid) to Leo: "Dont hurt me. I'm Batman!.... You better not tweet that"

Kayla to Apollo: "It's called multi-tasking Apollo! "

Apollo: "It's mother to you"

Clarisse: "I could fight God and win"

Percy: "So you wanna fight rn"

Clarisse: "No, I'm good"

Jason; "You look gang"

Leo: "What? I look gay!?!?!"

Jason: "You look straight, but nice"

Leo: "Oh... thanks!"

Apollo to Rachel"Lie, deny, cry, and for good measure be a raging slut."

Silena: "There's all kinds of nature out here"

Katie: "Live, laugh, love, low iron"

Annabeth to Piper: "Keep backing up...Cuz you have a fear of commitment

Lou Ellen to Katie: "Does your knee affect your shoe size... or are your feet just that small??"

Travis: "The amount of testosterone in me, peanuts are allergic to me!"

Leo: "I'm cracked up on feeling sexy"

Connor to the whole Hermes Cabin: "The "10" of us? our parents sp*rm pets"

Apollo about Athena: "OH gods, a single mom"

Apollo about Kayla's dad: "I cheated on myself with a man"

Malcolm about Athena: "She's a mom boogie woogie woogie"

Nico: "I cried at Chick-fil-A the other day"

Nico: "Live, laugh, lobotomy."

Drew about Thalia: "She has no friends and a dead brother."

Katie: "I wrote fanfiction on my i-pod touch"

Lacy to Leo: "Was it a tech? or was it a human?"

Will: "Live, laugh, love, tampons"

Kayla: "Die, cry, hate, condoms"

Aphrodite to Clarisse: "Do you like being a girl? You just always wear pants"

Percy: "Chill I know how to make conversations I have Rizz"

Will: "What! no! cow!"

Frank: "Fvcking knock it off seriously you guys are acting like children!!"

Travis to Lou Ellen: "Yesss pussy-pop you slayed"

Ashlyn (Hermes kid): "Chick-fil-A is mid, Taco bell is where it's at"

Percy during tlt: "You couldn't even buy a gumball with that shit (drachmas)"

Percy (same convo ^): "A quarter? You could buy a gumball with that shit"

Nico: "Your soul and your money!"

Tyson: "You've seen fishes, fishes move fast"

Leo to Frank: "What the fvck is a kilometer"

Leo making fun of Frank: "Mua ha ha ha I'm Canadian"

Percy: "Jesus didn't give up his life he gave up his weekend"

*as seen at 2am in the Apollo Cabin*

Gracie: "You're discriminating against me"

April (the token straight): "It's cuz she's gay"

Will: "We're all gay."

Nico: You don't have any slurs about you."

Leo: "No because I'm perfect"

this was fun to make lol....there will probably be a part 2 but like far in the future. if you made it this far I love you....also if you don't recognize names it's bc I deep-dived Wiki to find canon names for each cabin.

If y'all want one-shots based on these TELL ME I NEED STUFF TO WRITE ABOUT

[senditcolton]

So Tragic and Rare

June (pt. 19)

previous part 🧡 next part masterlist

keelyhalloran posted on instagram

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keelyhalloran Tonight at midnight my new EP "HIGH" will be released everywhere. Surprise. These six tracks encapsulate my last six month, starting back in February till now. All of my dreams, fears, and musings have been poured into these songs. I used to overthink when to release music at the 'right' time. But now I know, when you love something, you should never doubt it.

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ainsleyaims Tweet June 1 I have only one thing to say about this EP... holy shit

yaasss___jesss Tweet June 1

I don't think we ever had a clue about what was happening in Keely's life

halloranhollerin Tweet June 1 I REALLY didn't need 'BLOOD' calling me out like that

beckywiththe Tweet June 2

IS IT LOVE OR A PANIC ATTACK? IS A HEAVY HEART TOO MUCH TO HOLD?

lonelyisthemuse @ tumblr.com

HIGH + relationship trauma

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canes To the best fans in hockey

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Rolling Stone Magazine Headline

KEELY HALLORAN'S ROCK HALL OF FAME STEVIE NICKS TRIBUTE HAD THE WOMAN HERSELF IN TEARS Halloran performed "Landslide", a song written and performed by inductee Nicks, as well as her Fleetwood Mac inspired song "Panic Attack" off of Halloran's latest EP 'HIGH'

Keely Halloran - "Panic Attack" (Rock & Roll Hall of Fame)

The Hockey News Article

CAROLINA HURRICANES EXIT INTERVIEW QUOTEBOOK Last to the microphone was Andrei Svechnikov, who is looking forward to the summer for off-season training. 'Svech' admitted that he didn't feel like he was playing to his full potential, stating that some off-ice issues were affecting his game. Still, finishing with 69 points in 78 games, it's exciting to think about what he can do next season. "This year didn't go as planned for many reasons. But I felt like I learned something and tried to grow every day. I hope to keep that going, on and off the ice."

taglist: @fallinallincurls @laureniray @comphy-and-cozy@smileysvech@pyotrkochetkov@thewintersoldierdisaster@svexhenthusiast

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[xotrashratxo]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die Quotebook

Comment any I missed LMAO

⚠️NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT⚠️

“I am only ONE MAN’s girl, and that man is JESUS CHRIST.” Grace Chastity

“SHUT UUUUUUPPPP.” Max Jagerman *Audience cackles* 

“THE ANSWER IS STILL NO….. by the way.” Max Jagerman

“RAAH” Max Jagerman and Grace Chastity

“the fucking BOW TIE KID???” Brenda the Cheerleader

“I know he’s RICH. But money isn’t everything! Looks are. “ Stacy the Cheerleader

“WAIFU MATERIAL” Richie Lipchitz

“SHE’S TOUCHING MEEE!! LUCKYYYY!” Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipchitz

“Woooow…. These toilets aren’t even in stalls! It’s better than I ever imagined!” Ruth Fleming

“Thats some cooool kid privilege right there.” Ruth Fleming OR Richie Lipchitz

“DESTROY HIM.” Grace Chastity

“God you suck, Grace.” Stephanie Lauter

“He’s made ALL OUR LIVES a living HECK.” Grace Chastity

“The most terrifying, HOTTEST bully in Hatchetfield” Grace Chastity

“BE COOL BEANS, KEEP THE BEANS COOL.” Grace Chastity

“We’ll fight sin with sin! Let the games begin!” ‘Nerdy Prudes’

“AM I READING AS GHOST OR LIN MANUEL MIRANDA” Peter Spankofvski

“YOU’RE FUCKING USLESS PETE.” (SO MANY PAUL REFERENCES.) Richie Lipchitz

“Ugh I gotta piss….” Max Jagerman

“Oh SHIT, where’s that creepy music coming from?” Max Jagerman

“Oh shit oh fuck it’s a fucking ghost!!!” Max Jagerman

“He thinks it’s real he’s just really fucking BRAVE.” Richie Lipchitz

“BOO HOO BITCH.” Max Jagerman

“I MAKE THE DEAD RUN IN FEAR! I AM GOD GOOOOO NIGHTHAWKS!” Max Jagerman

“Oh shit oh fuck I didn’t think there’d be a skele’in HERE!” Max Jagerman

“WOW… I uh… I thought you guys hated me. But uh, thanks! This was really great! No no no, this is the nicest thing anyone’s done for me!” Max Jagerman

“That was really special.” *bows* Max Jagerman

“And with MY luck, no one will even BOTHER making me their BITCH.” Ruth Fleming

“It was an act of god!” Grace Chastity

“Oh no she’s snapping again!” Richie Lipchitz

“Oh my asthmas back…” Richie Lipchitz

“I just cut off his nips.” Ruth Fleming FORESHADOWING??? 

“Steph, you can keep it. It would bring down my GPA.” Peter Spankofvski

“I’m tryna feel bad but it’s hard when everything is objectively better.” Peter Spankofvski

“Never thought I could open my locker without the fear running through me.” Richie Lipchitz

“N-IG-HT-AWE AWE- ks!” Everyone

“FUCK clivesdale.” Everyone, repeatedly. 

“FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE WE’LL KILL YOU!” Cheerleaders and Jocks

“Zeke! The fighting nighthawk!” Jason the Football player

“We support and love you, but you fuckin’ stink man!” Jason the Football player

“FUCK CLIVESDALE! FUCK EM STRAIGHT TO HELL!” Richie Lipchitz

“I love being alive!” Richie Lipchitz

“YA BITCH.” Max Jagerman

“Of course not! But you’ve lost everything.” Max Jagerman HIT SO HARD 

“Mama I’m cured!” Grace Chastity

“HWAELL they didn’t say!” Mark Chastity

“Alright ima need the 3 of you to shut the FUDGE up about Max Jagerman.” Grace Chastity

“SHUT. THE FUCK UP. RUTHY.” Stephanie Lauter

“People tell me to die everyday!” Ruth Fleming

“Don’t be ridiculous! Wait-“ Grace Chastity

“DAN!” Angry Adult Mob

“Suddenly the show is real upsetting!” Angry Adult Mob

“Fuckin’ transcendent…..!” Cop Corey

“I wanna remember who I YAAAMmmm…” Trevor, who’s only other credit is Barbecue Monologues Man 2 

“I turned 40 today.” *pours alcohol* Ruth Fleming in Barbecue Monologues

“Oh shit not Clivesdale!” Officer Shapiro

*heavy breathing* “…… thank you.” Peter Spankofvski

“MY DAD sells WOMEN’S SHOES.” Peter Spankofvski

“Dork at the beany’s counter has more balls than you.” Stephanie Lauter

“LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS” Grace Chastity

“She’s bisexual and dead, where else could she be?” Grace Chastity, also GRACE DONT CALL ME OUT

“I’ve done horrible things! Like touching myself and lying to the police! I called god a son of a b word! Who am iiiiii…..” Grace Chastity

“Don’t comfort her, she’s fucking weird.” Stephanie Lauter

“KYUK KYUK KAH FUCK.” Max Jagerman

“I beg to differ, BITCH.” Max Jagerman

“I’ve got a gun.” Stephanie Lauter

“Are you a woman of god?” “Catholic.” “I’ll take that as a no.” Grace Chastity and Officer Shapiro (as a Catholic this is hilarious.) 

“I have no idea what I’m doing.” Peter Spankofvski (Me too Peter, me too.)

“My phone!” Stephanie Lauter

“WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE.” The Lords in Black

“Or fuck off!” The Lords in Black

“It’s you Steph. I’m into you.” Peter Spankofvski (IM CRYINGGGG)

“I just took a bullet for you bro!” Max Jagerman

“SO YOU DO KNOW THE BIBLE?” Grace Chastity

“But Jesus never threw a football like you Max.” Grace Chastity

“SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE SPANKOVSKI. I wanna hear this.” Max Jagerman

“FUCK. YEAH.” Max Jagerman

“GASP. That’s NASTY. I like it.” Max Jagerman

“WHAT. THE FUCK. IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.” Stephanie Lauter (That’s so me, Steph.)

“GRACE IS HAVING SEX WITH A FUCKING GHOST!” Peter Spankofvski

“I paid the price. Now fuck off!” *Spins* Grace Chastity

“WHAT ARE YOUUU-“ Max Jagerman

“You’re in my world now. Bitch.” One of the Lords in Black (Pokey I think???) 

“I…. Am gonna get some fucking coffee.” Officer Shapiro

“Did you guys know JASON goes to my CHURCH?” Grace Chastity

Total quotes: 85

[someones-here-fore-sure]

MY FRIEND HAS A QUOTEBOOK OF HER AN HER SISTER AND I

[elliottexists]

bbc ghosts quotebook

s1ep1: who do you think you are?

"bagsy. her. room."

"i always thought that was an owl. " "do you know what an owl sounds like?"

"hes ahead of his time." "he cant still be ahead of his time kitty"

"the garden view comes with the screaming woman!"

"wow. its like a blooming spaceship"

"yes. hed make a very fine soldier-"

"well robin...a hotel is-" "kill them."

"dammit fanny!"

"ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMN YOUR EYES"

"like a sandwich?" "a manwich."

[starry-hughes]

chaotic mooch my beloved!!! i bet she gets along really well with the social media team because she keeps giving them bizarre things to post about. someone starts a hughes family quotebook and mooch's section is double her brothers'.

the canucks media team is like: here’s top 5 weird facts about mooch that no one asked for but she wanted to share

[thefamilyofgerald]

DUN DUN!!! This blog is run by a friend group of teens lmao. We just wanted a blog for the all of us to post dumb shit. More under the cut.

ROLL CALL!!! :

- Aspen (they/it/xe/any other neos)

- Rya (any pronouns, including neos and xenos)

- Re (any pronouns EXCEPT masculine pronouns)

- Lalla (they/them)

- Noah (any pronouns)

-Mani (she/her)

TAGGING:

#(insertname) speaks - self-explanatory, that person made the post

#(insertname) quote - something one of us or multiple of us has said

#quotebook -record keeping of things we said

#incorrect quotes - we shoved our names into an incorrect quotes generator for shits and giggles

#gerald reblogs - again, self-explanatory, just reblogs

Interests list and DNI list will be added onto here soon.

[nightnightsleeptight]

Engine (2005) + an Invisible (2022) gif(t)

To reward myself for pushing through Descendants of the Sun, and to rest my wrist from the drawing/writing I did this morning, I watched episode 2 of this! I have a couple of screen recordings from scenes I adored, but will I make them into gifs? Probably not, however, I will say that if I were to make a quotebook post for every line I loved, I'd be making one every time the lead spoke! Played by Kimura Takura, Kanzaki Jiro is a charismatic character, with the perfect vibes of a racer! I think he's incredibly good looking here, even when his hair is dodgy, so I'll leave a screenshot I took below! I adore the premise and the direction I see this going, and it's certainly helped by his very carefree attitude!

There's a severe lack of gifs/screenshots of this on Tumblr no matter how I search - similar to the recent Japanese drama Invisible (2022) - so I kinda wanna make some. Speaking of Invisible, I have an old draft with a single gif from that, but I wanted to make more that the 3 I have on my laptop from 2 different episodes. In fact, now that I mention Invisible, I remember my old thing about providing Kiriko tax whenever I mentioned her or the show! I'll leave the gif from before that I intended to post so I can pet two cats with one hand! This is the very start of episode one, so no spoilers here - just Kiriko being cool and capturing my heart!

I think about this woman this show at least once a week!

[booksandwords]

Wise Words from Bookish Women: Smart and sassy life advice

Collection by Harper by Design

Read time: 1 Day Rating: 4/5 Stars

Fave Quote: The internet isn't reality. The things people are typing are words in an app you can choose to ignore. Put your phone down, close your eyes, count to 10. Think about how you can make the world a better place in the real world. We need you out here. — Lizzo

This comes across as kind of cheap and nasty, it is intended as a gift book but I like and collect quotebooks so I picked it up. When I say it looks cheap it's the illustrations and design, the only thing that makes the book unique. The illustrations are by Nicole Cicak with the design by Mietta Yans. At first glance, the design is pretty and feminine while simultaneously being youthful and fun. Nicole Cicak's illustrations do suit the quotes at least some of them, both the quotes and the women saying them but there aren't enough of them. The issues are not hers, she was at least an ok choice for the artist choice. Mietta Yans does what she can with what can feel like limited illustrations to work with. There are quite a few duplicates that are obvious, rainbows and pencils. So why do I say that makes it looks cheap? It honestly looks like Harper by Design was uninterested in properly funding the creation of this, like they didn't want to commission Nicole Cicak to create any more illustrations than absolutely necessary. I know it shouldn't be the focus of a review but it was off-putting when there were so many options for potential ways to option this.

While I did have clear issues with the design, I have no such reservations about the quote selections. This is an Australian book and it does show at points, with quotes included by Australian women that are otherwise unlikely to be included such as Julia Gillard, Penny Wong, Liz Cambage, Miles Franklin and Jacinda Ardern (? maybe her international profile is rising). The topics cover a range of topics such as knowledge, positivity and leadership.

[ehveerivv]

Me, at 3am crying: “I heave a GIRLFRIEND”

My sister, from the other room: “Yeah, and if you don’t shut the fuck up I’m gonna call her and make her take you the hell out. And not on a date.”

[earlgreytiefling]

Info :)

Hi! Call me Earl, she/her pronouns :D

My art can be found under the tag #earl does art

Writing can be found on ao3 under the same name

Rambles can be found under tag #earl does rambles

Critical Role threads can be found under the tags #cr1 quotebook and #cr3 quotebook respectively

Happy to chat art, d&d, and a myriad of fandoms including (but not exclusive to) F1, star wars, TMA, Top Gun and hollow knight, though I am an introvert and my social battery ain't the best :)

[scarabies-real]

This is fine and all until you accidentally say something out loud in front of all your managers that they find extremely funny and one laughs so hard she has to take her inhaler and then you end up in the company quotebook for the 3rd time that day

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[popcorn-plots]

some shit that went down at school today

my friend (@salidqueen) and I watched Elf in my gov + cit class today and I will never, ever get over the second-hand embarrassment of that movie

I got to get to know @d0nut-gh0st a little more and we talked about fanfiction and cookie run and I got to impart my knowledge on him (the average height of American males in the 1990s was 5'10". also the fact that Mayor Lionheart was read his Miranda rights implies the fact that not only does zootopia have a constitution to draw rights from, it would also have to have a constitutional federal republic-like government in order to have a supreme court so that somewhere along the line, the supreme court death with the Miranda v Arizona case that led to the installation of your rights being read aloud when your arrested. The idea of this government also means that zootopia had founding fathers. Zootopia Hamilton.)

I was writing and found out that runza's are a really popular food in Nebraska, so I decided to put a restrauant that serves runzas a few blocks away from Scottsbluff High only to look it up and.. guess what. There's literally a Runza's Restraurant 5 minutes away from SHS by car. That was insane. Also there's a water tower right across the high school which may or may not be incorporated into future fics...

Today at lunch, the lunch ladies said that if someone had a sticker on the bottom of their tray, they'd get a prize and I had a sticker, so I got a little sticker Polar Express ticket, a jingle bell with a card that says "believe" and a pack of junior minds. It was one of the weirdest interactions I've had in a while.

The drama teacher was talking about how he had abbreviated TikTok and had accidentally said something innapropriate. Cue five kids running up to him from the back (the classroom is the size of two classrooms, separated by a folding wall and an office) into the front to ask him what he said. He refused to tell up, so I told salidqueen that he had probably said 'tits' or something, then I pointed to their tits and said "tik, tok" and they laughed really hard

"are you reading a fanfic or..?" "Only a fanfic would have Stephen railed as hard as he just was." "...That's going in the quotebook."

My friend (not on Tumblr, we'll call them Mars) is a therian and today they were wearing their usual collar and fox ears and like a pull chain collar that looked like a necklace and mars showed it to me and I grabbed the end, wrapped it around my wrist, went "kinky" and literally used the collar to pull them into a kiss, it was amazing. and then they were blushing really hard and had to facetime their girlfriend (they're both poly) to tell her what just happened. It was absolutely amazing, and idk what happened but I really liked the collar on Mars so I either discovered a new kink or something else, I have no idea

We played poker in AP Psychology

I got overwhelmed playing poker because I don't know how to play and it was too fast-paced for me to get the hang of it, so I played solitaire (with the second deck of poker cards) while watching my two classmates playing poker

A third classmate joined the game halfway through and in 20 minutes, completely demolished the two other guys playing. it was probably the most entertaining 80 minutes of the day

As I was walking out of class, one of the teachers that we'll call Mr. R was throwing little bags of candy over the edge of the bridge (yeah my school has a bridge that connects the second floor with the staircase literally across the cafeteria and commons) to students below. I told him I wanted one, so he turned and threw one at me. I didn't actually catch it, but I picked it up, and when I looked down, salidqueen and giving me an L so I flipped them off from the second floor, literally in front of like three teachers and SHE FLIPPED ME OFF TOO. and NO ONE CARED